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The darkness and the light

The sky is not as it seems.

Certainly, gazing upon it on a clear night you see so much: stars, planets, the glow of hot gas here and there… but there’s also darkness. Look at the Milky Way, its stream split down the middle by a rift of black. Gape at a gaudy nebula, and you’ll see it pocked here and there by pools of black.

But what is inky pitch to our eyes glows with a cold light to those attuned to it.

Tell me, what do you see here?

The bright star is obvious enough, but you can also, dimly, see a feathered stripe of black splashed across the vista, blocking, absorbing the light from stars behind it. Details are muted, structure difficult to ascertain, and you strain to see features that your brain cannot interpret.

But that’s with your eyes. Try again, look at it, but this time, widen your view. See it now?

Well done! Where before you saw material absorbing light, now it emits! Of course, unbeknownst to you, you had some help: the ESO APEX telescope in Chile. It sees into the far, far infrared, where light is so stretched ...


The odds of successfully surviving an attack on an Imperial Star Destroyer are approximately…

Never tell me the odds!

Yegads. I saw this while I was outside the other day; that’s a lenticular cloud, shaped by winds blowing over the Rocky Mountains. We see a lot of them around Boulder, but this one looked really familiar. I suddenly realized: it’s a ship from Star Wars!

I thought it looked a lot like Queen Amidala’s ship. But I couldn’t be sure, so I sent a note to my pal Bonnie Burton, aka BonnieGrrl, the proprietor of grrl.com, and major Star Wars dork. She concurred with my conclusion of the cloud looking like a Naboo Royal Starship (I was careful not to bias her by suggesting it; she mentioned it herself). And Bonnie should know: she literally wrote the book on Star Wars crafts!

Still, it looked like another ship from Star Wars, too… maybe even one that might be carrying Vader himself. If that’s the case, I know which cloud I could really use now!

Moisture and updrafts matter not. Look at me. Judge me by my convection do you? Hmm? Hmmm?


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Blastr: Invasion Earth!

I watched "Battle: Los Angeles" recently, a movie about aliens invading the Earth. It wasn’t terrible, and it wasn’t great. It was watchable, and worked sufficiently well in lowering our supply of popcorn at Chez BA.

But like every alien invasion movie I see, there’s one small, really eensy-weensy problem: the reason they give for the invasion itself was dumb. [SPOILER] They came to steal our water? And use it for fuel? Say WHA?

Ignoring the silly idea of using water for fuel — that’s got physics exactly backwards, since you get energy out of combining oxygen and hydrogen to make water, and it takes energy to crack them apart — there’s an even bigger problem…

… which I won’t tell you here, because I go into all sorts of detail in my latest Blastr article, 6 Reasons Why Aliens Would NEVER Invade Earth. Mind you, I’m not talking about aliens just coming here to shoot the breeze, but aliens coming here to shoot us. It’s hard to think of a good reason they’d do so, and certainly the reasons given in pretty much every movie don’t make sense. And I have a real problem with just how bad aliens are at taking over. Wiping us out should be pretty easy; heck, I wrote a whole other Blastr article about that, too.

So head on over there and give it a read. Agree, disagree? Leave a comment there, too. But if you disagree, be nice: I’m way better at wiping out life on Earth than any Hollywood alien could hope to be.


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Dr. Sith’s The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

In retrospect, the story similarities seem obvious.

Via Neatorama on G+


Bad Astronomy review: Terra Nova

So I finally watched the pilot episodes of the new Fox scifi drama "Terra Nova" (it airs Mondays at 8:00 p.m. ET). I found it watchable, with some potential, and like every other TV show in existence (except "Firefly") it had some things I liked and some I didn’t. I got email about it due to a couple of lines in the pilot, which I’ll get to in a sec. First, a quick overview.


Gotta get back in time

The idea behind the show (no real spoilers here, since this is all explained in the first minute of the program) is that by the year 2149, the Earth is dying. Pollution, global warming, and so on have made the planet nearly uninhabitable. People need rebreathers just to go outside, and many scenes show huge chimneys pumping smoke into the air just to hammer home that point. Population control is mandatory; having more than two kids is an invitation for the police to come.

The show centers on a family – cop father, brilliant doctor mother, rebellious teenage son, science whiz-kid teenage daughter, and their youngest, a girl. And yeah, if you count three kids, good for you! That drives part of the plot in Part 1 of the show, so I won’t spoil it.

The big plot device in the show is that a fracture in time is discovered — how and why are not disclosed, perhaps to be revealed in a later episode — that goes to 85 million years in the past. People are being sent back in time to populate the still-clean planet, save humanity, fight dinosaurs, and so on.

I’ll note that I like how the time travel was handled. When we join the story, time travel has already been around a while — this family is sent back as part of the tenth wave of colonists — so the writers didn’t have to spend a lot of time talking about how it was done. It just is. Also, the writers circumvented the inevitable fan rage with a short expository scene stating how this isn’t really our past; the time line has split, so it doesn’t matter if you step on a butterfly or eat an entire herd of dinosaurs. It won’t change the future. That made me smile. Score one (pre-emptively) for the writers.

Of course, the show tried to distance itself from "Jurassic Park", and did so by having the first look at the dinosaurs be a herd of brachiosaurs, and then having the main characters in souped-up jeeps getting chased by a carnivorous velociraptor/T-Rex-like animal.

Um, yeah. Oops.

I’m no paleontologist, and I like watching dinosaurs with big sharp teeth eat a person as much as the next guy, so that part was fine. But then they went a little bit out of their way to add some astronomy, and kinda blew it. So I have to jump in here a bit.

What follows is me nitpicking the science of a couple of lines of dialogue. I don’t do this to be petty — I gave up on that in my reviews a long time ago — but just to use these lines to point out the real science. Any snarking is incidental.


M-O-O-N, that spells MATH

At the very end of the episode, the family goes outside and sees the Moon hanging in the sky. This was actually a pretty good idea; pollution is so bad by 2149 that it’s been years since the sky was clear enough to even see the Moon. So cool, this is a good way to wrap up the first show and reinforce the idea that things are different 85 million years ago.

But then they messed up. They show the Moon looming hugely, obviously far bigger than what it is today.

So the little girl asks her big sister, "Is it always so big?"

Big sis: "Not always. It moves about a half a centimeter away from the Earth every year, so it’s much closer than it was yesterday."

Dad: "You mean ‘tomorrow’."

Big sis: "You know what I mean."

OK, the time travel reference was cute; from their point of view they only left the future yesterday. Unfortunately, Big Sis’s math was screwed up.

First, her saying the Moon moves away from the Earth is correct, and her number of half a centimeter per year is close enough; tides from the Earth are indeed moving the Moon away from us currently at about 4 cm/year. That number changes over geologic time, and as it happens the Moon’s moving away a bit faster than usual right now. Millions of years ago that rate was slower*. So OK, let’s go with her number. As you’ll see, it doesn’t matter much.

How much closer would the Moon be that long ago? Well, that’s simple math: it’s just rate x time. So 85,000,000 years times 0.5 centimeters per year = 42.5 million cm, which is 425 kilometers.

The Moon currently orbits the Earth at a distance of about 400,000 kilometers, so that change is tiny, only about 0.1%! Even using the larger, current rate of recession won’t help much. You’d never notice that difference in size with your eye, and to be honest it would be tough with a telescope!

I’ll note that the Moon orbits the Earth in an ellipse, and so sometimes is closer to us than other times. In fact, the Moon ranges in distance over the course of an orbit by about 50,000 km, far more than that steady change over the past 85,000,000 years of just a few hundred klicks. And that’s every two weeks!

So the Moon wouldn’t have looked appreciably different, even 85 million years ago. The family, looking up at the Moon, should’ve simply marveled that they could see it at all.


The fault lies in the stars

Again, to establish how things are different in the past, the Big Sis says, "The stars are all different here too. They’re not in the same place as in 2149, because the universe has had 85 million fewer years to expand. I mean, do the math."

First, I had to laugh at that last "Do the math" line, given the problem with the Moon I just explained. But still, like with the Moon, they got the situation correct but messed up on the explanation.

Yes, the Universe is expanding. And sure, it was smaller 85 million years ago, but only by a small amount (less than 1%). The thing is, this expansion has nothing to do with the positions of stars in the sky; it only affects things on very large scales, like the distances to other galaxies. Even then, it’s not important for nearby galaxies like Andromeda. You need to look at galaxies even farther away to see it.

Still, the stars would be different in the past, but it’s because of a local phenomenon: the Sun and all the stars you see are orbiting the center of the Milky Way galaxy. They also go around at different speeds, so their positions in the sky slowly change.

I’ve seen different numbers for the time it takes the Sun to go around the galaxy once, but it’s something a bit more than 200 million years. 85 million is a large fraction of that time, so you’d expect the stars to be very different back then. Plus, some of the stars we see today are younger than that, and weren’t yet born back then… plus, some of the stars you’d see back then would have exploded as supernovae by now. So sure, the stars would look completely different to our time traveling protagonists. But it’s due to the rotation of our galaxy, not the expansion of the Universe.

Come to think of it though, with that late Cretaceous full Moon sitting fat and bright in the sky, it would wash out all the stars, and the family wouldn’t have seen any at all anyway.


Semper sci fi

So all in all, it’s not a terrible show. The writing isn’t bad and the acting is good, even if the special effects could use some work (some of the dinosaurs aren’t as realistic looking as they were in "Jurassic Park" and that standard, like it or not, has been set). The main use of science was handled well, if some incidentals weren’t, and the science is being used to augment but not necessarily drive the story, which is important. I’d give it a B.

So I’ll watch it, because I’m jonesing for straight science fiction. I really liked "Stargate: Universe", and I miss my spaceships and aliens. There’s nothing like that on TV for at least the next season, so, for now, "Terra Nova" will do. They’ve set up some interesting ideas, and I’m curious to see what they do with them.

Unless a 10-km-wide asteroid wipes out the colony first. But they have 20 million years to see that coming…


* This gets complicated. The rate of recession actually tends to slow with time, but there are other influences, like — seriously — the shape of the continents on Earth (read the link above for more info). We happen to live in a time when the recession rate is unusually high, so a few million years ago it was moving away more slowly… but over looooong periods of time the rate tends to drop.


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Doctor Who fan trailer to tide you over

If the recent season finale of Doctor Who made you despair of waiting a year for the next season to start (with only two holiday episodes between now and then to alleviate the pain), then try watching this fan-made trailer for the show. It’s quite well-done (and there are no spoilers for the last episode).

Sigh. Yeah, now the wait will be even worse. And I should know: I’m a doctor.

Oh– there are two other fun DW vids, if you’re so inclined: this one, a Series 6 synopsis that is spoiler-ish, and this one, which is a quite spoilery funny mashup of the good Doctor with Tik Tok from Lady Gaga Ke$ha. Yes, seriously.

Tip o’ the sonic to Nerdist and Blastr.

 


Cosmic designs

One of the more fascinating meta-qualities of the intertubez is how it’s opened up a bunch of sub-cultures to people who would otherwise have no idea they exist. Sure, we all know about Trekkers and Whovians and Steampunkers, but until the advent of Twitter, Facebook and the other social nets I was not aware of the popularity of crafters: people who make things. I mean people who knit, do papercraft, create clothes, and so on.

Oh sure, I knew it was a fun hobby and all that — what I didn’t know is how devoted some folks are to it. It’s pretty cool; they make cozies, socks, hats, skirts, dresses, sweaters… it’s amazing. And of course, this being the web and all, a lot of these folks are also space/math/science/scifi nerds. Still I never, ever, ever would’ve predicted this. I present to you The Vitruvian Dalek:

EXTERMIKNIT!*

Spoonflower, the site that hosts this pattern, has tons of other nerdy ones, like math equations, a solar system diagram, and even the odd Ood or two.

Winter’s coming… I could use a quilt. Hmmm.

Tip o’ the sewing needle to Mary Firestone.


* I know, it’s not knitting, and I used that joke once before. But it’s still funny.


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Dragon*Con 2011

I suddenly realized I never put my photos up from Dragon*Con a few weeks ago, so I’ve corrected that oversight.

Those pictures are just a taste of how much fun I had. If you’re an old school Doctor Who fan, then check this out:

That’s me with Sylvester McCoy, the Seventh Doctor! We chatted for a few minutes backstage before the Paul and Storm/Jonathan Coulton/Molly Lewis concert. I only got to see the first few minutes of the music because I had a panel at the same time and had to run. But Doctor McCoy (see what I did there?) was great. I was on a panel — really, a goofy quiz show that was uproarious and maybe a little naughty — with him the next night (and Doc Hammer from Venture Brothers; here’s proof) and it was awesome.

In fact, I’ll admit I felt like an A-list geek the whole con. It was amazing and gratifying and wonderful. I have been a fanboy my whole life; I went to science fiction cons when I was in high school and doted over my favorite authors. I stopped going for a long time, but then started back up again a few years ago, and now they’re magical all over again. It’s incredible to me that I not only get to meet so many people I truly admire, but that I also get to call them friends.

My thanks to Rain Glynn, Derek Colanduno, Ken Plume, and everyone else who made this con so much fun. Special thanks to Jennifer Teeter and Jason Thomas from Red Rocket Farm for giving me a rocket painting and other adorable swag. His art is terrific, and you should check out their t-shirts.

So yeah, Dragon*Con was made of win. I can’t wait to go back next year!


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Astronomers discover a wretched hive of scum and villainy

If there’s a bright center to the Universe, astronomers have found the planet it’s farthest from. Called Kepler-16b, it’s a Saturn-like world which has the distinction of being the first discovered to orbit both Sun-like stars in a binary system.

OK, Star Wars references aside, this is pretty cool. Most of the planets being found around other stars are orbiting single stars. A very few — like a possible planet orbiting Gamma Cephei — orbit one of the stars in a binary system, and some (like NN Serpentis b and c) orbit both stars, but one of them is a dead star like a white dwarf or a neutron star.

Unlike those, Kepler-16 is a binary where both stars, though dinky, are bona-fide stars like the Sun, and the planet orbits both. Actually, how it was found is pretty nifty. The orbiting Kepler observatory is designed to stare at over 100,000 stars and detect the tell-tale drop in light when a planet transits (that is, from our point of view passes directly in front of) its parent star. Kepler has found a lot of planet candidates this way — well over 1200!

Kepler-16 is one (OK, two) of those stars (hence the name), located about 200 light years from Earth. The two stars are eclipsing binaries, meaning that we are viewing them from Earth in the plane of their orbit. Twice every orbital period, one of the stars blocks the light from the other and we see the total light from the system dip a little bit. We know of a lot of eclipsing binaries, and their properties are pretty well understood.

But Kepler-16 is different. After observing the pair for some time, a third dip in the system’s light was seen happening at odd intervals. It was clearly due to a planet, but if this object orbited one star or the other, the transits would happen at regular intervals. The staggered time between dips, though, indicated it was actually in a wide orbit around both stars: as it orbits, it blocks one star’s light, then the other’s, and the timing between those mini-eclipses changes as the two stars orbit each other.

What a mess! I would’ve loved to have seen the look on the face of the astronomer who first graphed the change in brightness of Kepler-16 over time.

We can actually determine a bit about the planet, called Kepler-16b. The amount of light it blocks tells us its size (bigger planets block more light), and it turns out to be roughly the size of Saturn — about 100,000 km (60,000 miles) across, 8 times the diameter of Earth. Also, as it orbits the stars its gravity tugs on them, and that can be detected by taking very careful measurements of the spectrum of the two stars (basically, breaking up the light from the stars into individual wavelengths, like a rainbow with a hundred thousand colors). The mass of the planet can be found that way, and again it looks a lot like Saturn: about 100 times the mass of the Earth.

And while there are two stars involved in heating the planet, their light is pretty feeble. Even at its distance of a little over 100 million kilometers (65 million miles) from the pair — roughly the same distance at which Venus orbits the Sun — Kepler-16b is cold: the temperature at its cloud tops (assuming it’s a gas giant like Saturn) would be at best -70°C (-100°F).

So any visions you have of Luke Skywalker standing in the desert with his leg resting on a rock while he wistfully watches the two suns set in the west may have to wait. Even if the planet has a big moon (which these observations cannot yet detect) conditions there would be a bit chillier than on Tatooine. More like Hoth.

Still, this is a very interesting discovery. These kinds of planets probably exist in large numbers, but they’re hard to detect: the orbits of all three components have to line up just right for us to see them. I’ll note that if the planet’s orbit were just slightly tilted so that it didn’t appear to pass in front of the two stars, its gravity might still reveal its presence as it tugs on the stars. Finding more planets like that may just be a matter of time as more binaries are observed. I wouldn’t have given that sort of thing much of a chance, but Kepler-16b has given me A New Hope.

Image credits: Kepler 16-b art: David A. Aguilar (CfA); Tatooine: LucasFilms


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Blastr: So, you wanna blow up the Earth?

Blowing up a planet is hard. Really, really, really, really hard. In fact, if you had one "really" in that sentence for every Joule of energy it would take to make the Earth all explodey, you’d need more than 2 x 1032 of them. That’s a lot of "really"s.

I actually calculated that number using some basic physics and math, and then decided to write an entire article around it, which is now up on Blastr. It doesn’t matter how big a supervillain you are, blowing up a planet is next to impossible, despite the non-existence of Ceti Alpha 6.

There are ways of tearing a planet apart, actually, but I didn’t want the article to go on too long, and I figure exploding one versus ripping it apart are different things. Maybe I’ll do a follow up article. And really, why blow it up at all? If you want to kill everything on it, just set up a massive ad campaign for hair spray, sell the inhabitants a billion cans of the stuff, and then sit back and wait for them to destroy their ozone layer. Done and done.

[P.S. Today marks the 12th anniversary, ironically, of the Moon being blasted out of Earth orbit. Happy Breakaway day!]


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